4th of July - The Fark edition

Once again returning to one of my favorite websites for a recap of the holiday festivities

4th of July reveler steals city maintenance tractor: "I'm trying to establish my independence." Yes, alcohol was involved

Florida continues its tradition of having epic firework displays, Fark submissions

Firecracker launches and lodges in guy's neck in front of family. Ooooooo... Aahhhhh

Reminder: if you are wearing an American flag bikini, you are violating the U.S. Flag Code and should remove it immediately

"I believe this will help usher women into the final stage of gender equality." Having a female president of the U.S.? No, having a separate "female only" hot dog eating competition

Experts say children account for 40 percent of all fireworks injuries, suggest parents remember that kids blow up so fast these days

Vegetarian reporter tries to troll holiday weekend by writing about how deadly grilled meats are. At least it will be a delicious, satisfying death instead of a miserable, emaciated tofu death

The 4th of July - the way we all think we remember it

One in four Americans don't know that July 4th is the day we celebrate the anniversary of our independence from France

Fireworks are dangerous and should be banned. Just ask this guy who lit some in a moving car and got burns all over his body

As we approach the 4th of July Weekend, James Lileks reminds us what it's really all about: Blowing things up with firecrackers

If you want to show everyone at the 4th of July BBQ how hardcore of an American you are, bring a patriotic summer fruit pizza