I was watching TV the other night and a commercial came on and all of a sudden my mind started channeling Richard Jeni, during his Bill The Belching Gourmet bit, where he focuses on the product in the spotlight, Clamato Juice. (To quote RJ, "Clam and tomato and you drink it, and note I say you fucking drink it, because I can't think of a more Addam's Family combination of juice. Care for a glass of Clamato? No thanks, I just had a glass of flounder apple you sick psychopath, but thanks for the invite".)
As for what would make me think of such a thing, well that would be Cami Secret, the imitation Cami. There are only two reasons why I could imagine anyone would buy this product. It is either aa bib for a female, or else they are so poor that they are buying a cami on an installment plan and this is what you get with the first payment.
I think I like this version better
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