Stolen content time - Farking Wednesday

I can't remember the last time I used the old standby, Fark Headlines, as the stolen content of choice, but today seemed as good a time as any.  back by less than popular demand, my own Fark Top Ten list.

Nicaraguan beauty contest winners forced to work in brothels within months of winning competitions. Some people argue this is a bad thing

Runaway lettuce truck leafs road and crashes into house, killing driver. The house's occupants can romaine, but the truck is chard

Nothing you didn't already suspect, but customs officers have seized a shipment of thousands of headless rats destined for restaurants in England

Parade float to commemorate Holocaust with a big pile of fake dead bodies. What could possibly go wrong?

Students use "beaver deceiver" device to trick beavers. Subby remembers when that was called "alcohol"

Lung Association event attendees contract serious lung disease at said event

The Stalinist League of Australia releases their 2008 policy platform, including "Destroying the international nerd conspiracy" and "The total crackdown on nerds, goths, fat people, oldies, geeks and capitalists"

Thanks to recent record foreclosure rates, it is now possible to buy a house for less than the price of a big-screen TV. Sure, it's in Cleveland, but still

Angry 10-year old? Check. Attempt to poison his family? Check. Locked in a crap-filled dog crate by grandma? Wait a sec, who the hell wrote this checklist

Eighty people brawl at Chuck E Cheese. Behold the power of cheese -- and pepper spray

There, that should provide everyone with a little reading material this morning.  Enjoy!!!!