I know I said I wouldn't promote future blog entries because then I am trapped into doing them, but I plan on covering some substantial territory at some point this evening, maybe while I watch the hockey game on Yahoo, hopefully soon to be Microsoft/Yahoo, given my less that stellar experiences with Yahoo to this point.
In any regard, I had not planned on this, but after checking for news updates during the show, ran into the first story and figured what the hell, let's get nine more as well.
The Onion apologizes to local firefighter after firefighter's mother saw his picture in their paper and believed that he really had lost his lifelong battle with fire
Surprisingly, Myanmar's ruling junta has a big problem with pirated DVDs of the new "Rambo" movie, which features Rambo kicking the snot out of Myanmar's ruling junta
"In their craven pursuit of clicks, editors at CNN.com, MSNBC, and Fox turn their sites into virtual tabloids by peppering their home pages with the most sordid and bizarre stories that can be culled from the world's news wires"
Early contender for "Cop of the Year" comes from Baltimore: lawsuit alleges he ripped up a victim's paper money and shoved it up victim's ass
Hydrogen peroxide enemas put Russian tourists in the hospital. In related news, there are now a bunch of blonde a-holes running around in Russia
New Zealand scientists turn off crying gene in onions, disappointed with lack of progress on shyness gene in sheep
Man read his rights and booked after leafing through a child at the public library
Not news: Another teacher has sex with a student News: After student teacher sex teacher drops student off in front of house Fark: Mother chases teacher in car until he crashes (tag is for Mom)
U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission found to be slow to inform consumers of dangerous products. You submitted this with a better headline but the 'Submit Link' button blew up and blinded you
Britain braces for temperatures to plunge as low as eight stones on the guv'nor's hogshead, or however the hell they measure weather over there
Okay, not too shabby considering I am running a radio show while stealing this stuff. In any regard, back later with more wholeseome goodness.
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