It's Sunday, a brisk 22 degrees outside (wind chill of 7 for those who aren't cold enough by the first number) and I am in the friendly confines of work on what has been a very slow call day so far for the garden talk. I am guessing the snow covered ground might have something to do with that.
Anyway, I need something to pass the time, so a farking blog it is.
Researchers devise mathematical formula for procrastinators to work out their chances of overcoming their weakness. You would have gotten around to this... eventually. The science can wait until tomorrow.
If you're a famous New Orleans TV/radio sportscaster planning on murdering your wife, it's probably best not to leave a handwritten checklist for the deed in your FEMA trailer
Workers take over Chicago factory. Because company's creditor (bailout welfare whore Bank Of America) says not to pay them
Australian authorities may add third or even fourth gender as means of sexual identification. "Sheep shagger" still waiting for recognition
Max Planck Institute Journal focuses on China, asks reporter for "elegant Chinese poem" for cover. What they printed: ad for Chinese strip club
Ohio police storm a farmhouse, hold a couple and their grandchildren at gunpoint for nine hours. Was it for (a) a drug operation (b) conspiracy for terrorism or (c) some licensing complaint about running a food co-op?
Atheists place a sign near a nativity at the state Capitol, Bill O'Reilly goes nuts, theists steal the sign, an Elf shows up to pass out business cards, there's a festivus pole, and then things get weird
Obama ponders what to do with $30 million left over in his war chest. However, if he blows it all in just 30 days, he'll actually get $300 million
Our precious snowflakes need to be taken down a couple of notches and be told that they ain't all that
Most conclusive evidence yet about how tough things are getting in America: sales of Spam are soaring
Okay, back to work for me, the phone is ringing and rumor has it I am paid to answer it or something.
"a festivus for the restivus!"
ReplyDeleteAnd now the airing of the greivances............
Don't forget the feats of strength!
ReplyDeleteI am still considering handing out cards for christmas this year that say that "a donation has been made in your name to the human fund: money for people"
ReplyDeleteOk so Saturday was a balmy 87, yesterday was 75 and today is at the moment 66. So yeah I feel your pain, I might have to wear pants soon lmfao
ReplyDeleteI actually don't mind the weather too much if I am moving around, but if I go outside for a cigarette, or while waiting at the bus stop to get from point A to B, then the wind can be a tad bit bothersome.
ReplyDeleteUgh!!
ReplyDeleteum, it was 7 degrees here this morning. 22 is goddamn shorts weather!
ReplyDeleteI love the murder check list.....'throw gun in river' yeah I could see how you might easily forget to do that!
ReplyDeleteWow 22,7 or 80s. Guess which one appeals to me? Im going to need snow tires soon but its been mostly just raining here. Jinx im sure ill wake to a wall of the stuff tomorrow. But im actually ready this year! Lost my thought on this comment i only know it had to do with seinfeld. Ah hate when that happens
ReplyDeleteTry -10 that was last Thursday for us, and it still feels like that this morning, god I hate the cold, wind rain, snow, ice, cloudy days we have here.
ReplyDeleteI think I'll pass lol
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