B365v3.34 - Creepers

Creepers, I have been surrounded by them a lot recently, both the nosy, sneaky kind and the less enjoyable skeezy kind.

Of course the tanuki here in the park are creepers, simply because they are all kinds of sneaking up on me while I am blogging. Since I came to the park tonight I have seen at least 4 of them. I brought my offering tonight, potato chips, and when I saw my first one when I sat down, (I am on a bench as opposed to under the pavilion) but I am also sans laptop, just going with the tablet tonight. Anyway, as soon as I sat down I saw one scurry off the top of a garbage can about 25 feet away, re ran up a nearby tree, so I laid out some potato chips and eventually he came back down, ate. Out of the chips, then climbed back into the garbage can and pulled a bag put of it. Holy heck, i just had one almost climb up on my bench, I teased him away with a clue potato chips, but it is becoming apparent that they like to come put for feeding during my late night blogging hours.

I took the opportunity to check my we tracker the other evening, and who should be creeping on my page but someone from the naval intelligence web, which is kind of like the Internet but for government creepers. Now why I should be visited is beyond me, one needs only read my blog to know that intelligence is not a word I would use to describe it.

Lastly, I did not see but did see a skeezy creeper at work the other day. I stepped outside to have a cigarette, which is a common enough occurrence. Those of you who know where I work know that the store is located under a porn shop. But what struck me that particular day was there was a bicycle outside the porn shop entrance. Not just any bicycle, but one of those rentals that are littered throughout Pittsburgh from those UPMC kiosks. So someone had to wake up in the morning and when they were reviewing their checklist of things to do had to put rent a bike to go to the porn shop on their mental list. Mind you, with as much free porn as there is on the web, the last thing I would think of is renting a bike to go get some. But then again we all know I am cheap and I suppose their is a health benefit to biking to the porn shop, but it still strikes me as odd.