Farking Monday

I haven't done this in ages, but I am sitting here at work and fiogured I might as well add to my page, so the 10 Best Headlines on Fark (right now)

I hope to actually do a blog this evening, but what I hope for and what happens are rarely the same thing.

 

1) Ric Romero reports that tall bridges can be a tough obstacle for people afraid of heights

2) Idaho woman wins hog calling contest. Bonus:her name is bacon. Mmmm....baaaacon

3) Man stabbed during fight over Big Mac. Still healthier than if he had eaten the burger

4) Cops threaten guy with arrest... for having an annoying garden gnome. w/pic of offending gnome

5) French troops 'ran out of ammunition' in Afghanistan. Since this is Fark you can anticipate what happened next...which was not a good idea when fighting the Taliban

6) Ike evacuees sneak back onto ravaged Galveston. And by "sneak", we mean "return in the full glare of the media"... so, shhh, don't tell anyone

7) Prison inmates becoming among the most eco-conscious people on the planet as they save rare birds, protect vital natural habitats and enjoy organic tossed salads with hand-made honey or jelly

8) Attention, you fubsy, niddering oppugnant agrestics: some perfectly cromulent words need saving

9) It's never a good sign when you propose to your girlfriend and she responds by slapping, punching, scratching, and throwing several knives at you

10) Pouring boiling water onto a 4 year old after she told you to 'Get a job' is no way to go through life, son