Those who do not come here on a regular basis will not know what that statement means, and will therefore think I am referring to Don Imus calling the Rutgers women's basketball team "nappy-headed hos", in lieu of Richards tirade while doing standup a while back.
Those who do come here will know that Michael Richards is the only person to win the coveted Asshat title twice. Until now, step right up KFC, you are indeed a multiple offender. I just wonder if they will seek a papal blessing for this as well.
April 9, 2007
An open letter to Sanjaya Malakar:
Congratulations on surviving yet another tough elimination.
Last week, Kentucky Fried Chicken® offered you a free lifetime supply of KFC Famous Bowls® if you donned a bowl hairdo. You chose instead to wow the judges with a slicked-back do, a white tuxedo and your trademark showmanship.
The judges and critics may think you're a long shot for a recording contract, but at KFC, we think you're a real "original." And as the experts in Original Recipe® Chicken, we know an original when we see one! In fact, today, I would like to sweeten our tasty offer by serving you up your very first recording deal.
If you sport a bowlcut hairdo in a nationally televised performance, KFC will grant you a free lifetime supply of KFC Famous Bowls and a charitable donation in your name - plus $5,000 in cash and your own starring role in our next KFC Famous Bowls advertisement.
Now, that's an offer almost as juicy as our KFC world famous chicken and a deal that could help provide young people with much needed college scholarships via our Colonel's Scholars charity.
Win or lose, we're confident that KFC's deal will help turn millions of viewers around the globe into "fanjayas."
Your Fan, 
Gregg Dedrick
President of KFC
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