Farking Friday

Far be it from me to leave this space completely unattended, especially when there are so many things I could use to entertain the masses.  Such as this oldie but goodies, a "Best of" the current Fark headlines.  Well it is either this or I bore you with more tales from my non exciting existence.

 

What every farker already knew has now been verified. "Survey: Miami Full of Hot, Dumb People"

Golfer loses arm after being attacked by alligator. No word on what his handicap is now

How bad does GOP congressional candidate want his Democratic opponent's seat? He practices shooting her silhouette with automatic fire on gun range

Trio of burglars steals $100K in perfume. Authorities encourage citizens to report any information through the appropriate Chanels

African newspaper provides your sub-headline of the day: "Boy Drags Flashy Man Of God To Police For Terrorising His Buttocks With Monster Whopper"

Barack Obama linked to terrorist Yasser Arafat

Only in Oklahoma. Man beaten in bathroom with mouth organ. Roommate charged with attempted harmonicide (w/mugshot)

9 out of 10 zebras agree that the zebras at the zoo in the Gaza Strip are total asses

H.S. principal screens surveillance video of students having sex in cafeteria. His play-by-play includes, "Hey, baby, why don't you come over here and grab my pencil."

Hard to know where to begin with this one: "A cache of explosives and pot plants were discovered at a state-licensed child care facility in Southern California hours after a man blew his hand off while mixing explosives there"