I haven't done this in a while, but it is Christmas so I should be sharing, therefore welcome back to the blog the Fark Headlines
My abalone has a first name it's "p-o-a-c-h" my abalone has a second name it's "p-m-i-t-a" http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200612/s1817246.htm
Woman with two wombs, three breasts, four legs and a partridge in a pear tree gives birth to twins, followed by a third baby from her second womb http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20061221/hl_afp/britainhealthpregnancy_061221130325?Imstupid
Woman claims God told her to kill her kids - which, in fairness, wouldn't be the first time He was caught up in something like this http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/12/21/national/main2289610.shtml
Thank you for choosing McDonalds Would you like some cats-- WHAT THE FARK http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/12/21/D8M5GC301.html
Santa Claus greets children from Chernobyl. As you can see from the photo, they are glowing with delight http://www.thecourier.co.uk/output/2006/12/22/newsstory9096334t0.asp
"Stay the course" named top catchphrase of 2006. Oil hitting the anus will have to wait yet another year http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=politicsNews&storyID=2006-12-22T005918Z_01_N21231950_RTRUKOC_0_US-WORDS-2006.xml&WTmodLoc=NewsHome-C3-politicsNews-2&rpc=92
Kid: I wuz rilly rilly good this year Santa: ROTFLMFAO http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/press/2006/dec06/12-13SantaIMPR.mspx
If you're swimming in the ocean and have to poop, try to hold it until you get to Canada http://www.vivelecanada.ca/article.php/20061221075617740
Fourteen year old Wal-Mart shoplifter steals paintball gun, runs into street without looking. Jesus enforces eighth Commandment http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/16289455.htm
NASA looks for a site to land Space Shuttle on Friday, would prefer bringing it down in one state rather than eight or nine this time http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory?id=2744023
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