I will do an edit thing at some point and add real content to this entry, but for now, just a view from my seat at the ballpark on Monday.
The editing is complete, and the result is this week's Asshat winner. Trudge on dear reader......
"Mock ye not, lest ye be mocked." Having gotten that out of the way, bring forth the mocking. And our victim for the mocking would be the fine Arkansas based company Christian Outdoorsman, who markets, and rather successfully I might add, the Bible. Not just the any Bible however, but a camouflage version of the Holy Book. Apparently there is an epidemic of hunters out there that feel a compelling need to stop, drop and pray in the middle of the forest, yet without the the fear that the standard Holy Book may give away their location to the woodland creatures. Mind you, the company's logo in itself would make them Asshat worthy, what with the C in Christian in the shape of a fishing hook and the O in Outdoorsman a rifle sight. Brings new meaning to the Lord seeing all, especially if he has all of his people in a rifle sight.
It should be noted that should the camo Bible not be enough to fulfill all of your praying and hunting needs, a waterproof version of the good book is also available. But really, take some time and window shop at the first ever store to meet all of your biblical hunting needs;
And while your at it, drop of an Asshat award for me, since they are this week's winner.
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