Farking Thursday? You betcha

In honor of Drew's book coming out at the beginning of the month, we once again bring you another Farking day. By all means, go get the book if you want some serious smart ass critiquing of the media, if not, then you can always hope I might borrow some of his content from time to time.
Not news: school district cuts 35 teaching positions. Fark: district uses savings to buy $15,000 automated espresso machine for remaining staff

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/snohomishcountynews/2003735408_coffee06n.html

Remember those hi-tech tsunami warning systems they installed in Indonesia last year after that big one? Yeah, well they keep going off and freaking people out with false alarms, so they went and smashed one up

http://www.news.com.au/mercury/story/0,22884,21865819-5005940,00.html

Nature: 1 - Darwin: 0. This could get really, really bad

http://www.news.com.au/mercury/story/0,22884,21864495-5005940,00.html

Bush's Surgeon General Nominee: Boys and girls have different pipe fittings

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=3251663&page=1

Spain may send navy to stop Americans from recovering treasure from sunken ships. No word on if South American Indians will send troops to recover treasure from Spanish Navy

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070605/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_spain_treasure_odyssey;_ylt=AjtQkA_Rb_L0dLSTmZ7jjALtiBIF

Over 80 percent of Republicans are satisfied with their personal finances, while only about half of Democrats feel the same. Bunch of liberal whiners

http://news.yahoo.com/s/pew/20070606/ts_pew/81republicansmostsatisfiedwithpersonalfinances

Bishop found drunk. So drunk he couldn't walk diagonally

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=460220&in_page_id=1770

One of your National Guard members takes leave to gain custody of her daughter. Do you A) wish her luck B) attempt to find arrangements for the daughter C) refuse to extend her leave, then charge her with desertion on her return

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/06/05/national/main2887104.shtml

Cable repairman accused of fondling a woman for about seven minutes and then stopping without finishing. So, in other words, typical Comcast service

http://www.dailyherald.com/story.asp?id=320116

After crossing the world in a private jet the Dalai Lama lectures Australians on conserving resources and protecting the environment

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,21859416-2702,00.html