It's brief, but not Ollie Williams brief

Okay, it is headline time again, just so I can occupy even more webspace than I currently do. I plan on getting around to commenting on some blogs later today, at least those that I haven't gotten to yet. And shoudl I get up the gumption, we may even opt for original content on this page, unless something like TV or sleep gets in the way. For now, it's headline time.

Guy starves to death in NY City hospital after workers lose his dentures

http://wcbstv.com/local/local_story_029173038.html

Barbaro upgraded from glue to tourist attraction. You tried submitting this headline without beating a dead horse

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/01/30/ap3375921.html

NJ high school plans to test students for weekend drinking. In other news, nobody is expected to be in on Monday

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070130/ap_on_re_us/teen_drinking;_ylt=AsOlpR5CwjWbXssspWaSH_7MWM0F;_ylu=X3oDMTA3MjBwMWtkBHNlYwM3MTg-

Osama Bin Ladin's brother-in-law killed by burglars in his home in Madagascar. Oh, the sweet sweet irony

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16898485/

Sending your teen to her room for hitting, kicking and lying is now punishable by 12 1/2 years in prison. If you have any problems with this, don't hesitate to speak out - the state is more than happy to raise your children while you do time

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2836761

You should never eat / that raw cougar meat / lest you want your intestine / with parasites infestin'

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2836453

Courtney Love might replace Paula Abdul on American Idol. This makes it better how?

http://theblemish.com/2007/01/paula-abdul-being-replaced-by-courtney-love/

Lawmaker wants to create bill that would force runway models to have a sandwich or two once in a while, and maybe even dabble with digestion

http://wcbstv.com/topstories/local_story_030164419.html

Bingo hall worker B-10 and robbed

http://thechronicleherald.ca/Metro/554414.html

Calm down! I know you were raped, but for religious reasons, I can't give you your emergency contraception. By the way, we're going to arrest you and throw you into lockup. Have a nice day

http://www.tbo.com/news/nationworld/MGB8IXMVJXE.html?farksub=1