Friday, September 3, 2010

Stop sucking my cock!!!!

Yeah, I know the headline is a shocker, but the video is worse.  It's like the microwave of sexual performance aids, stick your dick in and 4 minutes later it's done.  I think I can quote the great philosopher Scooby Doo when I say "Raught row raggy!"


11 comments:

  1. OMFG!!!!! I just can't believe the actors kept a straight face while making that add lmao

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  2. The guys kill me "you're gonna be all you can be or you're not gonna be all you can be, this helps you be all you can be" and "why take the best part of life out of your life when you can have life with PosTVac". No wonder their junk doesn't work, it would appear there has been some serious inbreeding going on.

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  3. LMAO medicare pays for a peter pump too funny

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  4. I wonder if this is available as an option on one of those electric scooters...

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  5. Wow, there are shades of 2008 in that comment, so many so that I wouldn't know where to begin. For those that need a refresher course see here http://mattpritt.multiply.com/journal/item/399/The_secrets_of_scientology_revealed_here

    Can synchronized scootering be an Olympic Sport? How scary would a flock of elderly people be with synchronized scooters and penis pumps? Can Benny Hinn cure erectile dysfunction and would his service be covered by Medicare? Is this all the work of the Thetans and if you reach the highest levels of Scientology do you even need a penis anymore?

    I think I am channelling Bullwinkle and Rocky when I say tune in next time for "Won't You Let Me Take You on a Tom Cruise" or "I've Fallen and My Penis Can't Get Up"

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  6. Jus wow, does this mean if'in I were buy a posTvac to use on, umm oh lets jus say Ralph, that I wouldnt need to use my mouth? Or he wouldnt want me to use my mouth? Cause wow 4 mins is really fast work, I do believe Id take longer...

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  7. Plus you'd get that really cool popping sound when you took it off of him, lol.

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  8. Oh yes that popping sound is a plus!! lol

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  9. Just think of it as a can of Pringles.

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