Sunday, November 6, 2011
Multiply 365 Day 302 - It's early but.....
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Friday, November 4, 2011
Multiply 365 Day 301 - He lives, I swear
Coming to you live from, well my apartment where I do most of my blogging, it's me. Somebody quick turn on the applause light. Cue the sheeple and all that jazz.
I sit here with my belly full of grilled chicken taco (I cooked, everybody panic) troubled by something I saw the other day, or rather, didn't see. It would seem Jesus on a Stick Guy is gone. Just gone. Or else the Jesus on a Stick Guy Local 43 has a pretty good contract regarding sick days and the like. Because it is now two straight weeks where there have been no Stick Guy sightings. If this keeps up, those of us remembering him will be treated as lunatics, like those people that actually saw Bigfoot or were abducted by aliens. I can take you to the location where I saw him, but no evidence remains, not even a plaster cast of a footprint he left behind.
Blog readers will start to shun me, I will go from the person that on occasion could turn a funny phrase or two to that guy that mumbles in the corner to himself, occasionally piping up just long enough to say, “Some day you will see!!!” and then set out to devise a not so clever trap to capture me a living Jesus on a Stick Guy to prove I was right. Thoughts of devising a plan similar to the one Peter Griffith used to capture James Woods come to mind. Taking a crucifix and busting it up, then leaving a trail on the sidewalk to an upturned box, in hopes that the Stick Guy sees the trail and bends down to start picking up the parts. '”Piece of Jesus, mmm, Piece of Jesus, mmm, Piece of Jesus, mmm” Then I can show the world just how wrong they were in denouncing the existence of Jesus on a Stick Guy.
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Multiply 365 Day 300 - The next 100
Multiply 365 Day 204 - TITIT #15 That's hot, or maybe not
Multiply 365 Day 207 - Brought to you by the letter "C" (Camcorder, Correctional Facility)
Multiply 365 Day 211 - Lives of quiet desperation
Multiply 365 Day 219 - Dollars and sense
Multiply 365 Day 224 - Batshit breakfasty (w/pics)
Multiply 365 Day 236 - Original or extra crispy?
Multiply 365 Day 249 - 9/11 Fatigue
Multiply 365 Day 256 - Meat Jeebus
Multiply 365 Day 261 - Forecasting for dummies
Multiply 365 Day 279 - You got your zombie in my Jesus
Multiply 365 Day 282 - Anti-blog
Okay, that's ten and truth be told I think I like more of my writing in that group than at any point of my blogging career. And before anyone says there are 11 entries in the list, the last one is just for me.