Farking Friday

While I am getting all sentimental for things that haven't been on the page in a while (i.e. foamy) I guess we should pull an arbitrary ten headlines from Fark as well, as long as no one rats me out to Drew......

 

"My partner poured the peppers into a pan and was startled to find a clump of mouse fur and intestines falling out of the bag"

UK Government 'alters' no smoking laws so G20 delegates don't have to stand outside. Double standards? Labour? Never

So, just to get this straight: Recruiting is so bad that the Army has had to lower its standards to allow felons, borderline retards and the elderly to serve; but they are STILL firing soldiers just for being gay?

Newest Obama appointee's office raided by FBI. Left finally comes to terms that Obama is not Jesus. Jesus could actually build a cabinet  

82-year-old who died after mistakenly eating a plate of death cap mushrooms fondly remembered as a fungi

Are you two paychecks away from complete financial catastrophe? 50% of Americans would like to welcome you

Can you tell me how to get ... to the unemployment office on 'Sesame Street?'

Good: Food bank gets thousands of boxes of cereal from Kellogg. Fark: Because they don't want to sell the Michael-Phelps Wheaties

The story of the Nazi millionaire who wanted to bomb the inauguration but was killed by his wife. No, it's not a "Law & Order" episode, but it will be

Teacher running short on funding for school materials sells ads on tests. Bonus: He's an economics teacher