Season's Greetings

I am not much of an ecard guy (I tend to delete them out of a virus riddled fear that comes with some of them), or for mass mailings so consider this your Christmas Greetings one and all.  Call me lazy if you will, but it's just the type of guy I am.  Rather than go through a diatribe of well wishes for all, I think I will borrow from an email that was sent to me and leave the actual translating to yinz.  Merry Christmas everyone!!!!!!!!!

 

Pittsburgh Christmas Carol
 
Yinz better wahtch aht
Yinz better not paht
Yinz better not cry,
I'm tellin yinz hauscome
Santa Clause is commin' dahntahn
He's makin' a list
He's checkin' it aht
He's gowen find aht who's nebby an at
Santa Clause is commin' dahntahn
He knows if yinzes a jaggoff
He can see inside your haus
He knows if you've been workin' hard
Or sittin' on your caach
Yinz better wahtch aht
Yinz better not paht
Yinz better not cry,
I'm tellin yinz hauscome
Santa Clause is commin'
dahntahn.....
 
 
What is frightening is that this
is perfectly understood by those of us
that have grown to love the Burgh.
Merry Christmas