So I am in the midst of my night of living free, or as close to it as I
can get. Sitting in Red Robin, burning off my free burger certificate,
though I am actually getting the BBQ chicken sandwich instead. Some
would consider it almost criminal to be here and not be getting a
burger, but just wasn't in a burgery kind of mood.
This is actually my second stop after work, I stopped at the movie
theater and picked up my ticket for X-Men, which is showing at 7:20, so I
have some time to just sit back and relax and enjoy dinner before going
to the movie. Getting my ticket early (which was also free) means I
don't have to stand in line later on when more people will be
trying to get in.
Yikes, my dinner showed up and I barely started the appetizer. I got
the pretzel bites, which are soft and warm and tasty, served with a yummy cheese sauce. Apparently my dinner was brought by a food runner
because the bartender (they seated me in the bar since I am flying solo
this evening) just came over and apologized for not giving me enough
time with the appetizer. As if putting plates of food in front of me is
a bad thing. Really the only thing bad about sitting in the bar is
that there are two TVs on over the bar, one is showing women's golf, the
other is showing World Cup soccer. You couldn't interest me less if
you had gay porn on over the bar. I know why soccer is on, as much as
it bores me, we are in one of those sports media lulls that happens
during every World Cup, where they try to convince us how much the
United States is embracing soccer, when we are in fact not. The
spectacle is what has the attention of some, get back to me when the MLS
fields a team that consistently plays in front of sell out crowds, or
one that is competitive with their European counterparts. Don't mistake
a nation's poor attempt at patriotic fervor with actual sporting
interest.
As for why women's golf is on, I think it is because a 12 or 13 year old
amateur was competing. I imagine the desire to have round three on TV
was quashed when the girl shot 78-78 in rounds one and two. Don't get
me wrong, those scores are great for someone her age and certainly
better than I would ever shoot, but I am not trying to compete with
professionals. Once you step on a course, field, platform, etc with
people that are professionals at what they do, then the excuses for why
one did not measure up need to be tossed out the window. I say that
now, before the stories that will follow tomorrow morning about how she
did good for a girl her age. And it says something about women's golf
that one of the few ways it can get attention is through a spectacle and
not the talent of the professionals who compete on a weekly basis.
For the record, men's golf isn't any better because on the men's tour
the focus is still on Tiger Woods, who hasn't played in months and
hasn't played well in probably better than a year now. Imagine how it
would feel if every day that you went to work your boss pined over
someone who used to work there, constantly reminded you of how much
better he was at your job than you are and could not wait for the day
that other person returned just so you could be put back in your place
where you belong. That my friends is today's PGA.
Just finishing dinner, the BBQ chicken sandwich was awesome, I did get
seconds on the bottomless fries, and now I am fat and happy. Which is
better than most days where I am just fat. I am ready to pay my bill,
just waiting on the check, though the bartender has been pretty busy,
the pub section is filling up, but it is Friday night at dinner,
so the fact they are getting busier is not a surprise. In fact, the
sooner I get my check, the sooner I will pay my bill so they can turn
this table for more customers. I did food service long enough to know
it is partially about turnover if someone is looking to make a good
evening's worth of dinero. I am just down to 40 minutes till movie
time, I would say I planned this out pretty well.
My check was 8 dollars and some odd change, I didn't really pay
attention, I just left a $20 and rolled. Even when I get a deal like I
did tonight, I still tip based on what the check should have been versus
what I actually paid, and my service was pretty outstanding, so leaving
an extra ten bucks wasn't that big a thing. Now I am sitting in the
theater waiting for the movie to start. I would have waited outside at
one of the tables at Starbucks but it was raining and with a full belly
my desire to have a post dinner coffee while sitting outside in the rain
just wasn't there. Maybe if the rain had held off I might be okay with
it, but that wasn't a choice I had.
The bad thing about getting into the theater early is that I have to sit
through ten minutes of commercials. I miss the days where the only
thing you used to see before a movie was a couple of previews.
I'm back, movie is over and it was pretty good. Not necessarily the
best movie I had ever seen but certainly not bad by any stretch.
Definitely worth the price of admission. Now I am just waiting for the
bus home. My stomach still feels fat and full, and sitting in a chair
for 2+ hours didn't do my knees any favors. I think that may have been
the longest I have sat in one place in quite some time. Usually at
work, or even at home, I have enough anxiousness about me that I can't
sit still for that long.
I should probably bring this to a close though. It is definitely long
enough and I have less than two hours to email this to myself, and then
copy and paste that email into Blogger. So for now I bid you all a fond
adieu or is that a blond fondue. I am never sure about such things.
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